Webxibitionism: Late result of the experiment. I'll keep on cross dressing

Now, the long awaited result of the Webxibitionism experiment.
I wanted to know if being a shameless attention seeker would get me more traffic.

For now nearly two weeks, have been comparing the number of views to my useless posts and to the ones I consider informative.

The result

Me wearing a tie, sticking my tongue, cross dressing in the office, etc..

  • 5 post
  • 10 minutes total time
  • 428 total views

My latest take on how advertising online needs to care for communities

  • 1 post
  • 2 hours total time (plus the constant reading and research)
  • 53 total views

Verdict: I'll keep on cross dressing.

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Rain = Cross dressing

Caught the rain real bad.
Since I'm completely wet, I'm forced to use something to replace my shirt, cotton takes ages to dry.
A coworker lent me her jacket. SHE lent me her jacket.
Pics, or it didn't happen.

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Reaching outside the screen: When vi4g|24 doesn't sell anymore.

One thing that strikes me when I read people fearing and complaining about not making money online: they still don't get that the web is becoming a medium, strictly that.

What do I mean by that? I mean that internet  on the verge of becoming a medium comparable to the phone, a medium people use to communicate, share, organize... in short, to extend their reach.
Money is less likely to be made online for the same reason people just hate telemarketers (poor dudes) or being distributed leaflets.

Until now, the noise ratio all over social media make it easy for heathen marketers to

  • Swamp you with targeted ads, my favorite being the one triggered by keywords in your emails, you'll never dare having a private conversation anymore
  • Invite you to Facebook groups oriented around their obscure product
  • Follow you on Twitter and tweet "Yes @whatsisname, or product is that great, thanks for buying it" on a scheduled program

Think about what would be their offline equivalents:

  • A person appearing from nowhere, trying to sell you hand sanitizer every time you go to the bathroom, and shoes every time you say "run"
  • Tupperware meetings for mainly EVERYTHING than can be bought
  • People suddenly sitting at your restaurant table or in a next to you in a movie theater, saying "Hi, My name  is JohnMakeMoney, you like money? You wanna buy my inflatable dartboard?"

I don't see why these should be successful, I still have a shy remainder of faith in mankind.

Then, a second category, who actually have been using a browser for a little more than a minute. They understand a some principles about the online ecosystem. Still, one of them is bound, at one point, to blurt out something approaching " We are going to increase your organic ROI through multiple IPP to boost your CTR ratio and mogul-up your Web Estate with a Viral Meme and our secret ingredient - boobs"

Being around since 2000 helped them develop extremely refined acronyms, but it's too bad they're still stuck in that year.

You're going to ask what's wrong with these methods, since some companies are making millions, billions even, using them, it's written all over the web.
If you are Google, it's true for you, you've started it. Also true if you are the one actually selling the ad space. Try, and Google up "effective online advertising". Not surprisingly, only marketing services will show in the first page. They are the one making the money.

If you are the one advertising, that's another story, a story about one person clicking your link for every 1000 who see it, and that's when you're lucky and the click is not accidental. Then again, after a click, a sale is to be made. That's a lot of money invested in hope.

Now, some people I like to read are beginning to realize that this model is going to change, I encourage you to read this article, and this one, about what might become the next big thing: the influence of communities.

A website that understands the concept particularly well is LocalWineEvents, they have an entry on TechCrunch. The other one is Aardvaark (recently bought by Google, that's a sign). They understand that in order to exist after all the noise has been filtered is to join, build, and empower communities.
As opposed to blindly trusting an ad placement strategy, addressing a group already focused on an activity or around a thought will get you much more attention. Now if you don't just sit there repeating "My product - you shall buy it" like a mantra, but actually give facilities and advices to you audience, showing them you are human and interested on what they are doing, you have a much bigger chance to leave a print in their memory.

Another key is the real life factor. You don't do everything online. You just don't. People still like to meet, to talk around a cuppa sumthing, go shopping together and so on. Aardvark will send you emails and enable you to ask answer questions by messenger, and enable a human contact between you and the rest of their users, they don't force you to visit them and let you take control. LocalWineEvents doesn't claim to reach 'everybody-everywhere-whenever' but your winery, in your town. That's how the human touch is added, and it's a gateway both to building and empowering communities, presence through action.

And yes, third key: they understand that Internet is a medium, a support people are using. Not a farm full of users ready to be milked.

But hey... after all... if you want to invest in the tweeter bot that created the perpetual motion engine that makes you last longer in bed and get free coupons... it's your call.

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Yes, sometimes snapping is a smart move

Yes, sometimes snapping is a smart move

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Yes, sometimes snapping is a smart move

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You're not going mad, you're just sleepy.

When I was 14 years old, I had a weird experience.

I woke up in the middle of the night, under an intense feeling of stress. I was stressed mainly because I couldn't move a single limb. I was neither awake nor asleep, and yes, paralyzed.
I was intensely thinking to myself "wake up, wake the F up", quickly followed by "YOU'RE GONNA DIE!".
It lasted way too long for me to actually wake up without thinking I'd just been abducted by and alien from hell. Or something.
Past this point, it happened again, every now and then, until I had the urge to look for the origin of the phenomenon.

I'll spare you the details of the search, but  know that if you're experiencing the same thing, you're not going mad, it's a natural event, it's called sleep paralysis.
Here are some details about it, plus some more just in case you think you're still going bonkers.

Sleep paralysis - Not an evil curse from outer space

SP leaves the person fully conscious, but unable to move. The paralysis can last from several seconds to several minutes "after which the individual may experience panic symptoms and the realization that the distorted perceptions were false".
The paralysis state may be accompanied by terrifying hallucinations and an acute sense of danger.Sleep paralysis is particularly frightening to the individual because of the vividness of such hallucinations.

Hypnagogia - Or when you float between worlds

When you're just about to fall asleep, you can be prone to a whole range of hallucinations, may them be image, sounds or even tastes and odors!
Being blinded by a bright light, hearing music... these are common, they happen more often than you think. They might go as far as endlessly re-experiencing a repetitive activity you've been doing all day (that's the Tetris Effect) , or hearing someone call your came.
Actually some people actually use this phase of sleep to find solutions to problems or create artistic content. So yeah, no worries there, use it at your advantage!

It took me some luck and quite a long time to find all this out, not knowing the names of these phenomenons (before I realized it was all here and here on wikipedia), so I hope I've helped by sharing it :)

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Webxibitionism: Last chance to see me with a tie.

It's godawful. I'm not used to it. Big presentation today, have to look clean.
Why can't we just lurk around the corporate word wearing our asocial GothPunk persona?

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Oh the Humanity! My feedback...it's everywhere!

I post pictures, I'm a macro freak, you've probably seen it already.
When I take this new-shot-I'm-so-proud-of, my first craving is for critics.
I, thus, proceed to sharing my picture, while trying to make it available to most of my contacts.
That's where I am actually having a slight problem.

SNS addicted as I am, I have contacts on Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, Deviant Art, Flicker and I also publish over two blogs.
Some of my Facebook contacts don't use Twitter, not mentioning the ones from Deviant Art. I can't make my picture available for public search if I post only on Facebook (in a sense yes, but it's pretty difficult), and I am granted instant oblivion if I use a service such ac Tweetphoto or ImageShack, even if it's the only way to reach my Twitter contacts who are not on my other accounts.

Posting the pic (it would be the same for a blog post) everywhere at once is not a solution, since the my friend's feedback will be fragmented along all the services I use.
But where things become funny, is when even if you post some data over one place only, the comments will originate from any place you've linked to it. Meaning that if I upload an imageor text to Facebook and cross-post (which is often done automatically) to Twitter and Posterous, the comments on this picture will originate from Facebook, Twitter and Posterous.

That's a corollary of what I'd call the multiple entry point problem, and it's irritating.

And there is no way I can aggregate that. Or is there one?

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The gift of a (bad?) song

Wistle by Danny  
Download now or listen on posterous
wistle.mp3 (1590 KB)

I've been having fun with Garage Band.
Since I'm not really good (aka. I suck) at playing any instrument, I did an a capella version of an earworm of mine :D

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Webxibitionism: Chocolate, Childhood and Workplace

Him who doth not like chocolate is not human.

Cocolate is the best thing I've found to release stress during office hours, this is bad chocolate, cheap and runny, but who doesn't remember this kind as a sweet taste of childhood ?

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Webxibitionism: Do attention seekers actually get any?

That's what we're going to find out.

Until next Friday I'll unveil myself for you guys, and track the results. Related posts will be filed under the tag "MyLife.com". Report on Monday :)

 

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The Obvious: Advertisers are sad on Facebook.

I'm not pretending to be a genius. I follow hunches and sometimes I'm right.
And sometimes, even hunches and feelings are so palpable that I can't stand reading and re-reading the obvious n times over.

When Aulia writes a post about people confusing Facebook Connect and actual Facebook login, I'm amused, a discussion ensues.
When I read all over the web people debating about whether or not Google Buzz will be the new black, I'm interested, nobody really know what will happen.
When I keep on reading over-long reports about how it's difficult to make money from ads on SNS, I get angry, because it's OBVIOUS!

SNS are communication and sharing tool. Communication and sharing tool. Communication and sharing tool. I write it three times because some people seem to have trouble getting it.
For the same reason I don't wear t-shirts with a detergent's logo on it, even if it's free, I am not interested in clicking on the monkey flash banner while uploading my status.
I do not want people erupting in the middle of my conversations and try to sell me things (the leaflet guy, his job is hard because he's one hell of an intrusive disturbance), I do not want the same thing happening in the middle of an online exchange.
And no, sorry even if it's really targeted, I still do not want to make the effort to move my mouse over your link and click it. Bad for my tennis-elbow.

No I'm not alone on this one, and yes please you can stop developing about how you're disappointed your multifunction screwdriver is not doing that well on Facebook.

We are now back to talking to each other, you advertisers have to face the reality about what really sells, in real life: good products.

tags: WTF, Web

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Easy macro with a camera phone

I love shooting mostly everything I find attractive with my cellphone.  I've got an LG "Viewty".
To be honest, the interface is pretty horrible, but the camera is good, and for what I shoot I save a lot of money over a more complex tool.

Until recently though, I found myself extremely frustrated when trying to do close-ups. A cell phone zoom is almost always the worst thing that can happen to your picture, and I was tempted to look for an old dvd player to dismount in order to cannibalize its lens (yes it can work as a close up lens)

Recently, as a recent gift, I was given a Jelly Lens. I'm not advertising for them, but what you can do with the macro lens is pretty neat.
Get yourself one if you are interested and, as long as you mind the lighting, you've got yourself a very useful new toy.
Here is an example of what I did with it, don't hesitate and share your work :)


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Google Vs Apple...VS Twitter VS Facebook. Could they all lose? [Internet Wars]

Ah, that's the downside of wanting to peek into the future of the web, there is too much of it.

It's long, so I'll let you cheat with bullet points:

  • Social fatigue is approaching
  • The web gets crowded with giants, space is lacking
  • Governments and users don't really like giants
  • This could be a bubble waiting to burst
  • It it goes *pOp* everybody will feel it. Hard.

 

I intended to name this post Google VS Apple, but some recent reading have seriously changed the editorial line.
This month has seen a cartload of surprising announcements, with in the top 3: Google Buzz, Goggle ISP service and Facebook Mail.
Seems that right now, everybody is trying to do everything in the same time.

Here, I don't think anything is obvious or even less obvious, because it's too early. I could state something like "The web as we know it is going to change drastically, and it's happening now" But that's even beyond the obvious.

Now, what's interesting

1) Aggregation VS Deggregation, social fatigue

I've been browsing my way since before 2000. No boasting here. Just to say that I remember something, look:

  • At the beginning was a panel of various sites, later cross advertising in rings and clubs. I call that Deggregation, where you centralise the information without actually having one single info pool. It works just like the Internet.
  • Later on, came Friendster and the likes, with myriads of sharing tools centralizing the data to several disting pools, that's aggregation.
  • Deggregation came again, with the blogging phenomenon. Everyone had one, and crosse advertized with his friends
  • Aggreggation again through Facebook and the Web 2.0 as we know it.

Do you see a pattern?
When users get tired to have nothing left for themselves, they may turn back to services that allow them to just be. When they will be tired of depending on one or two platforms that communicate with a multitude of services to disseminate their data, they may just chose one. Or none.
Me? I am tired of hearing Google, Facebook, Yahoo and the likes screaming in both my ears "Give me your photos, let me be your host, please pleaaase, I'm so much better than the other one".

2) Panorama

Sorry, I'm going to bother you with stupid graphs, but with some luck they are clear enough.

Here is what a part of the web looked like in the end of 2009:

 

And here is a picture of how it has evolved until today:

 

Now we are talking. Everybody wants to do everything at once.

Twitter? They play in their corner, patiently waiting to be bought by someone.

3) Bubble Bursting Golems

What about my data, what do I have to do now, where do I need to go If I want to do...well..anything??
The way data are uploaded now reminds me of a parking lot where I would need to park my wheels, body and engine in different places, and need paperwork to reassemble it once I want to go out.

And oh, do you see the bubble growing? The multitude of services being created around these actors? See how bubbles tend to burst?

Why should they burst? Because of what I call the Golem complex. For a better understanding of the thing, look at this third annoying graph:


Now, do you like what you see? I don't.

Google is going horizontal, and godspeed, clearly targeting all possible ways of communication
Facebook, which has a much larger user base than GMail, is doing the same, at a much quieter pace, understanding that their mobile presence is enough.
Apple is still ruling the Real World, strong of its all time experience in hardware.

Facebook and Google have become mega-structures, (human created Golems) and they are expending everyday. Now, who isn't afraid of one enormous entity ruling over the world of communications? That's what I call the Golem Complex. And it could be rule changing when users get finally scared enough to find something better. Who said Iran, who said China?

4) The role of The Enablers (the needle to poke the bubble)

I see three enablers here: Microsoft, Yahoo and The Censors.

Microsoft has the technology, all their money comes from OS, software and servers. The rest seems to be just for fun. Yahoo, has the technology, their chat protocol has become a standard.
Both have a tremendous user base, but by staying away from the SNS battle (or just sucking at it) they are giving way to the others. Worse, they form alliances (Microsoft and Facebook for adds Yahoo! streams to Twitter and YouTube-Google- and so on and so forth). They let Facebook and Google do their thing, go monopolistic and scare the hell out the FCC.

The Censors are all the copyright freaks from the music/movies/books industry, waging a sore war on the Bad Usaaars, and lobbying governments to filter the web and enforce THEIR laws (France, soon Spain, let's pray it doesn't get global). They let the users get disgusted of what the internet is becoming, scared for their privacy and if it spreads, one day massively move for services that doesn't collaborate with the NSA. Yes Google seem to do it.

5) A business based on thin air

Well, won't get too expensive on this. The billions of dollars generated by online advertising are based on thin air. Microsoft sells goods, so does Apple, they can fail at other things.
Google or Facebook... will drag start-ups and third parties on a landslide of bankcrupcy if users stop using them. Oh, and yes, the online add business is declining, but no body seems to care.

6) So, how does it burst?

Lets see

  • We are near the apex of an aggregation trend
  • Users might get tired of too many entry points to share their content
  • Major actors are getting too big to be trusted
  • Goverments are getting pissed off
  • Online advertisement might collapse, and will of Google or Facebook commits to big a mistake
  • *pOp*
But yeah... I could be wrong. Man I hope so. Wait and see.

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Google Vs Apple...VS Twitter VS Facebook. Could they all lose? [Internet Wars]

Ah, that's the downside of wanting to peek into the future of the web, there is too much of it.

It's long, so I'll let you cheat with bullet points:

  • Social fatigue is approaching
  • The web gets crowded with giants, space is lacking
  • Governments and users don't really like giants
  • This could be a bubble waiting to burst
  • It it goes *pOp* everybody will feel it. Hard.


I intended to name this post Google VS Apple, but some recent reading have seriously changed the editorial line.
This month has seen a cartload of surprising announcements, with in the top 3: Google Buzz, Goggle ISP service and Facebook Mail.
Seems that right now, everybody is trying to do everything in the same time.

Here, I don't think anything is obvious or even less obvious, because it's too early. I could state something like "The web as we know it is going to change drastically, and it's happening now" But that's even beyond the obvious.

Now, what's interesting

1) Aggregation VS Deggregation, social fatigue

I've been browsing my way since before 2000. No boasting here. Just to say that I remember something, look:

  • At the beginning was a panel of various sites, later cross advertising in rings and clubs. I call that Deggregation, where you centralise the information without actually having one single info pool. It works just like the Internet.
  • Later on, came Friendster and the likes, with myriads of sharing tools centralizing the data to several disting pools, that's aggregation.
  • Deggregation came again, with the blogging phenomenon. Everyone had one, and crosse advertized with his friends
  • Aggreggation again through Facebook and the Web 2.0 as we know it.

Do you see a pattern?
When users get tired to have nothing left for themselves, they may turn back to services that allow them to just be. When they will be tired of depending on one or two platforms that communicate with a multitude of services to disseminate their data, they may just chose one. Or none.
Me? I am tired of hearing Google, Facebook, Yahoo and the likes screaming in both my ears "Give me your photos, let me be your host, please pleaaase, I'm so much better than the other one".

2) Panorama

Sorry, I'm going to bother you with stupid graphs, but with some luck they are clear enough.

Here is what a part of the web looked like in the end of 2009:


And here is a picture of how it has evolved until today:


Now we are talking. Everybody wants to do everything at once.

Twitter? They play in their corner, patiently waiting to be bought by someone.

3) Bubble Bursting Golems

What about my data, what do I have to do now, where do I need to go If I want to do...well..anything??
The way data are uploaded now reminds me of a parking lot where I would need to park my wheels, body and engine in different places, and need paperwork to reassemble it once I want to go out.

And oh, do you see the bubble growing? The multitude of services being created around these actors? See how bubbles tend to burst?

Why should they burst? Because of what I call the Golem complex. For a better understanding of the thing, look at this third annoying graph:


Now, do you like what you see? I don't.

Google is going horizontal, and godspeed, clearly targeting all possible ways of communication
Facebook, which has a much larger user base than GMail, is doing the same, at a much quieter pace, understanding that their mobile presence is enough.
Apple is still ruling the Real World, strong of its all time experience in hardware.

Facebook and Google have become mega-structures, (human created Golems) and they are expending everyday. Now, who isn't afraid of one enormous entity ruling over the world of communications? That's what I call the Golem Complex. And it could be rule changing when users get finally scared enough to find something better. Who said Iran, who said China?

4) The role of The Enablers (the needle to poke the bubble)

I see three enablers here: Microsoft, Yahoo and The Censors.

Microsoft has the technology, all their money comes from OS, software and servers. The rest seems to be just for fun. Yahoo, has the technology, their chat protocol has become a standard.
Both have a tremendous user base, but by staying away from the SNS battle (or just sucking at it) they are giving way to the others. Worse, they form alliances (Microsoft and Facebook for adds Yahoo! streams to Twitter and YouTube-Google- and so on and so forth). They let Facebook and Google do their thing, go monopolistic and scare the hell out the FCC.

The Censors are all the copyright freaks from the music/movies/books industry, waging a sore war on the Bad Usaaars, and lobbying governments to filter the web and enforce THEIR laws (France, soon Spain, let's pray it doesn't get global). They let the users get disgusted of what the internet is becoming, scared for their privacy and if it spreads, one day massively move for services that doesn't collaborate with the NSA. Yes Google seem to do it.

5) A business based on thin air

Well, won't get too expensive on this. The billions of dollars generated by online advertising are based on thin air. Microsoft sells goods, so does Apple, they can fail at other things.
Google or Facebook... will drag start-ups and third parties on a landslide of bankcrupcy if users stop using them. Oh, and yes, the online add business is declining, but no body seems to care.

6) So, how does it burst?

Lets see

  • We are near the apex of an aggregation trend
  • Users might get tired of too many entry points to share their content
  • Major actors are getting too big to be trusted
  • Goverments are getting pissed off
  • Online advertisement might collapse, and will of Google or Facebook commits to big a mistake
  • *pOp*
But yeah... I could be wrong. Man I hope so. Wait and see.

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Buzz goes Google... Ouch goes I.

So, MrG, we are going social?

I've waited until the middle of the night to see the announcement on TechCrunch.
I was excited. I was excited because it's been quite a while that I've been thinking they would make their move (see here, here and here if you feel unproductive today).

I'm just done reading the TC entry, and I don't really know what to think. Yesterday there was a surprise announcement, and I learned from @Scobleizer that the product was developed in house, unlike Wave. I was waiting for something differentiated, outside Google core functions, and here is another GoogleSomething.

Bullets because long:

  • Integration to Gmail is not the smartest move, not everybody wants SNS and e-mail merged.
  • The timing is pretty bad, Google is late and doesn't really do anything new here
  • Their product lacks of differentiation, just another GoogleThingy?
  • Gmail huge user base is not that huge, actually and their traffic is flat compared to FB or twitter
  • Greed is good when the timing and alliances are good. Not the case here.
  • I say, ouch.


There are some reasons I'm left a bit skeptical about the Buzz.

1) It's integrated to GMail

Here is something I don't really like. I chose GMail for it's simplicity/geekishness when I started to use it, and I don't have any lab extension. I like my mailbox to be my mailbox, and most of all I don't want to worry about who will get what update.
I don't want to mix my Web-Social persona with a mailbox I use to keep in touch with professional contacts, or people I need to talk to every now and then but I'm not really friend with.
I don't want my social platform to be supported by the box that receives the Ch34p V14gR4 spam.

Another thing, I quote TC:

People certainly haven’t started using Yahoo Mail just because it added social features.


Big G sees social features as a natural evolution to the e-mail; I am not sure everybody share their point of view. It might be true, up to a point, for a new generation of users introduced to the web by Facebook and others of the kinds, but for a huge base of older users, it's not that obvious.

2) It's a bad timing for a product that deggregates.

Yeah they are late. As I stated earlier here, alliances are likely to happen, and yes they are happening already. Last year Microsoft/Facebook, now Yahoo!/Facebook...
More are to come, and they will facilitate the aggregation of content. It's now pretty obvious that at one moment, probably this year, the SNS bubble will noiselessly implode, the social graph being pruned of a myriad of lesser services, users will refocus on the mainstream giants. These giants know it, and their are securing their position.

Google Buzz, on the contrary, frontally attacks Facebook by not announcing any cooperation on the long run. Google thinks that the huge GMail user base will make the difference? It will just create another entry point. Over the 150 millions users of GMail, who's also got a Facebook, Twitter account, or both? Who will be ready to migrate?

Facebook is now preparing an email service with Vanity URLs. User will be confused soon. I ask myself: will I email from my SNS or SNS from my email. Personally... neither.

There are ways to deggregate content that works, Facebook/Yahoo!/Google Friend connect are the proofs. But their approach is totally different from just creating another source of sharing.

3) Just another Google product, welcome to the bloat.

Same as Apple, with their iThingies, lots and lots of GoogleThingies are around. But where Apple produces clearly differenciated content/products, G wants to be the one stop shop. The consequences? I see just another product integrated to the suite. A less open one for starters. Remember Firefox when it started? Remember Chrome (browser)? Don't we all like it when it's simple?

4) The bleeding statistics

Here is the graph from quantcast.com :


Yes, the flat-liner is GMail.

5) Conclusions

You can draw your own conclusions. Mine is that Google wants too much, too fast and is getting greedy about its traffic. There is a reason for that, an increasing amount of experts are seeing the traditional web-add market plummeting (here and here) , and if Google wants to keep on selling ...well...us, to advertisers, it has to find a new way of doing it. Only it's pretty late to enter the race, and they've been ignoring the social aspect of the web for too long. I see a long long battle here.

Buzz might change it. Or might not.

But then again, I might be wrong...wait and see.


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